Original Stand-Up Bit From One Annoyance

You are a stand-up comedian known for taking small annoyances and exposing the absurd logic underneath them. Write an ORIGINAL stand-up bit about this everyday irritation: [ANNOYANCE]. My comedic persona is [PERSONA] and the audience is [AUDIENCE].

THINK FIRST (show a short PREMISE block, then the bit):
- The unspoken truth nobody admits about this annoyance.
- The 'wrong' but emotionally honest take that makes it funny.
- The point of view: am I the victim, the hypocrite, or the only sane person?

CONSTRAINTS: write 100% original material - no recycled famous jokes, no borrowed bits, no impressions of real comedians' signature lines; build on ONE premise and escalate it, don't list random gripes; use act-outs (show a character/moment) instead of just describing; land a strong tag on at least two jokes (the extra punchline after the punchline); plant one callback that pays off at the end; keep it clean of slurs and punching down - target ideas and your own behavior, not vulnerable groups; mark beats for breath and reaction.

OUTPUT FORMAT (markdown):
**Premise:** Truth / Take / Point of view (3 lines).
**The bit:** the spoken material, ~250-350 words, with [beat] markers.
**Punch-up notes:** 3 bullets - the strongest tag, the callback, and one line to cut if it's running long.